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The Sunday Morning Striptease, “Unexpected Sunday Visitors”  

backpocket13 50M
1516 posts
9/8/2019 4:38 am
The Sunday Morning Striptease, “Unexpected Sunday Visitors”



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wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
9/9/2019 10:08 am

excellent.

I usually just say. i'm schizophrenic so I know God personally.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


backpocket13 replies on 9/11/2019 10:20 am:
Hey Wicked,
.........That is a Good One!........I’ll have to give it a try next time!...........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

RyuFujin 56F  
1445 posts
9/8/2019 5:47 pm

Best clap-backs to the question "Have you found Jesus?"

1. "Jesus? Oh- you mean my gardener? Yeah, he and his brother Juan do a wonderful job on my roses! Take a look over there! Do you want his card?"

2. "What is it with you people always loosing your deity...?" I actually said this to my neighborhood JWs who came around a little too often. They have since learned.

An added bonus to "Jesus saves!"

1.... by using double coupons, on Thursdays at the Piggly Wiggly.

2. Passes it to Gretsky… Gretsky shoots-- HE SCORES!


"Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.


backpocket13 replies on 9/11/2019 10:16 am:
Hey Cool Kitten,
........All Valid Points!.........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
9/8/2019 5:06 pm

I love your facial expressions in the photos - well done!

I can see I’ve been missing out on a lot of fun with my policy of never answering the door...


backpocket13 replies on 9/11/2019 10:15 am:
Hey Smarty,
........Maybe One Day I’ll be Famous!.........Lol!........I seriously doubt it though!...........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
9/8/2019 10:15 am

Hey Sexy....OMFG you nailed this one I can't stand them Jehovah Witness People they come calling here all the time. I am still over here at this one. Thank you so much for making my morning with this one..

I hope you and those fabulous kitties of yours have a PEACEFUL and fun day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


backpocket13 replies on 9/11/2019 4:52 am:
Hey Temptation,
......Your laughter makes it All worth it!........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

vanbumlvr 57M  
392 posts
9/8/2019 8:15 am

A+ for creativity. Worthy of a MAD mag headline piece!


backpocket13 replies on 9/10/2019 4:48 am:
Hey Brother,
........Thank You Sir,.........That’s High Praise Indeed!...........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
9/8/2019 7:21 am

OMG This made my Sinday just perfect!!! I got rid of them once by reading to them passages from Song of Solomon

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


backpocket13 replies on 9/10/2019 4:46 am:
Hey Poco,
.......That’s a Great Story Sweetheart!.........I’m glad that mine gave you a laugh,........That makes it All worth it!...........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

seems6666 53F  
4838 posts
9/8/2019 6:26 am

HAHA! Church Bulletin Board


backpocket13 replies on 9/10/2019 4:43 am:
Hey Sexy,
........Somehow I just Knew that You’d appreciate That!..........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
9/8/2019 6:04 am

That's probably the funniest way I've heard of getting rid of them!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


backpocket13 replies on 9/10/2019 4:41 am:
Hey Pagan Princess,
........I used to just hang a pentagram on the Front Door,........But I enjoy this way Much better,.........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

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