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THE SINNERS CLUB
 
SEX, THE "D" WORD, AND ROCK & ROLL, THE BLUES, PUNK ROCK, MOVIES, CONCERTS, EVENTS, T.V. AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT'S COOL.....A POP CULTURE MANIFESTO, IN CELEBRATION OF THE END.
ENJOY YOURSELVES.

President, backpocket13.

-And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.
-Revelation 18:2

- "Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish - A product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken Hillbilly, with a heart full of hate, who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow, to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey, and drive fast on empty streets, with nothing in mind except falling in love, and not getting arrested."
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

- "Tonight I'll be on that hill 'cause I can't stop, I'll be on that hill with everything I've got. Lives on the line where dreams are found and lost, I'll be there on time and I'll pay the cost, for wanting things that can only be found, in the darkness on the edge of town."
- Bruce Springsteen

- "What matters most is how well you walk through the fire."
- Charles Bukowski

- "The beast in me is chained by frail and fragile bonds, restless by day and by night rants and rages at the stars. God help the beast in me."
- Nick Lowe

All of the Writings Contained within this Blog are the Copy Righted Property of The Sinners Club TM and may Not be Used in any manner without the Written Consent of the Author.
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“HNW Late Edition; Iridescent.”
Posted:May 15, 2019 3:03 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2019 3:52 pm
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“Purple haze was in my brain,
lately things don’t seem the .
actin’ funny but I don’t know why,
‘Scuse me while I kiss the .”

“Purple haze all around,
don’t know if coming or down.
I happy, or in misery?
What ever it is, that , she put a spell on me.”

~ James Marshall Hendrix ~

............ at All the Pretty Colors!..........

Sinfully Yours, backpocket
President: The Sinners Club

Post Script; If photos are not present with post please check back later!
- Thanks a Bunch! FuckBookHookups



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“The Sinners Club Sunday Striptease”
Posted:May 12, 2019 6:11 am
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“From The Bed Of backpocket13, Early Edition.”
Posted:May 12, 2019 4:27 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2019 3:58 pm
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“Ain’t no chariots of fire
Come to take me home
I’m lost in the woods
And I wander alone.”

“Hellfire, hellfire
Take my soul
I’m waiting, waiting
I’m ready to go.”

~ Barns Courtney ~ “Hellfire”

..........Greetings and Salutations,........And a Good Sunday Morning to All,.......Happy Mother’s Day to all the Moms out there!........Some call today a Day of Rest,.......Not Me though,.......Both You and I know there is No Rest for the Wicked,.......Not in this World at least,.......And So, on Note,........Go grab yourself a cup of whatever it is You drink to start your day,........Light up first Smoke of the Morning,........and let’s Get Out There and make the Most of this Day,........Sweet Lucifer’s Halo,........I just looked outside Only to Discover it’s thoroughly Rainy and Shitty out here,.........Well, puts a different Spin on things,........It’s all good though, it makes No Difference,.......Maybe I’ll just hang around Blogville today,.......Catch Up a bit,.........I Hope to See You around Today,.......And if You should happen to Need a Me,.........Fear Not, I’ll be Right Here, where You left Me,.......

Sinfully Yours, backpocket
President: The Sinners Club



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“One More Day”
Posted:May 10, 2019 4:00 am
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“One more day it’s to hard to explain
What goes on in my brain is not clear.”

~ Tom Petty ~ “ One More Night, One More Day”

..........Greetings and Salutations to All of You,........My Wayward Flock,........We All happen to know what day it is Don’t We?!?!..........Say it Time with Me,........It’s Fuckin’ Friday!.........Yeah!.......The Culmination of Day’s of utter Bullshit,........ our Souls by the hour just to scrape by,........Shit, shit, shit, shit,........I didn’t rush this post to be “Brother Bummer”,..........Oh No, I did it because in short hours, the Weekend will be upon Us!.........Great Satan’ Pitchfork!........ Last Day, And We’ve made it through Another Overlong Work Week!........Now That’s Cause for Celebration!..........So, once You make it through the day,.......Meet Me right back Here, on this Very Same Spot of Scorched Earth later on Tonight, by then I’ll really have something for You to Read,........Until Then,........To All of my Precious Perverts,.......Hang In there Kats and Kittens,.........The Day is already Underway,...........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket
President: The Sinners Club

Post Script; The above picture was taken yesterday, that’s my “Wadda Ya Mean The Jackhammer’s Broken?”



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“Desert Island Dicks!”
Posted:May 8, 2019 12:31 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2019 6:27 pm
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“I know, it’s only Rock&Roll, but I like it.”

~ Mick and Kieth~

..........Ahhhhhhh,.........Greetings and Salutations to all of You There in Blogville who decided to stop By,........My apology,..........In My haste I must have Misspelled the title,.......It was Acually supposed to be “Dessert Island Disks”,........My Sincerest Apologies,.......I Assure You it was a simple clerical mistake!..........This Evening we’re going to do Something Different than Usual,......So, I was listening to My favorite Radio Show On my favorite Radio Station,........WMMR this afternoon the DJ, Pierre Robert always does a “Desert Island Discs” everyday where he picks a from a certain listener and plays it,.........So I got to Wondering,.......Is Music as a part Important In Your overall Survival and health as it is in Mine?...... So, Please,.......Do tell Feel Free to participate and post a list of either your list of Top Five Songs,.......Or if you’re More like you least ,.......So, either way, before I Digress any Further let Know what Albums You couldn’t live Without,......Which pieces of Music could you Absolutely No live Without?........Drop on over and say High!....... going to go and post My Picks ,.........

Disc 1. “Exile on Main St.” by The Rolling Stones.
Disc 2. A second copy of “Exile on Main St.” by The Rolling Stones. (Just in case the Natives Steal a copy to worship, much as I do).
Disc 3. “London Calling” by The Clash. Certainly they’re Finest moment.
Disc 4. “Appetite For Destruction” by Gun’s and Roses. The Supreme Culmination of a decade of “Hair Metal” the very best of the genre, in my opinion.
Disc 5. “Before the Flood” by Bob Dylan and The Band, Live. One of the best live albums Ever!
Disc 6. “The Great 28” by Chuck Berry
Disc 7. “Animals” by Pink Floyd
Disc 8. “Muddy and the Wolf” by Chess Records. One full side from each of the Delta Blues Pioneers!
Disc 9. “Paul’s Boutique” by The Beastie Boys
Disc 10. “Purple Rain” by Prince
*The “Guilty Pleasure Disk.” “The Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance

..........So there they Are!........My Desert Island Picks!........I easily Managed seeing as how “The Special Music” as I it is the Backdrop to my Entire Life!.......So, tell ,........Whisper in My ear what you’re top Five or Dessert Island Discs would be,.........Then leave a list in the Comments,......I Always Love Knowing What Musicl The Members Of My Flock are listening to while reading this!............
Sinfully Yours, backpocket
President: The Sinners Club



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“Happy HNW From The Devil’s Den!”
Posted:May 8, 2019 5:08 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2019 5:29 pm
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“Well there’s a carnival of souls in the factory cells
Where the false prophets promise you Heaven and Hell
I scourge the underbelly of the city’s seedy side
I monopolize in lawlessness, deceitfulness and bribes
I’m the Anti-Christ, a Poltergeist
I demand a sacrifice.”

~ Lars Frederiksen and The Bastards ~. “Subterranean”

“Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain!”

~ Oz, The Great and Powerful ~ “The Wizard of Oz.”

..........Greetings and Salutations!......To all of my Deviantly Depraved Devils and Deliciously Decadent Debutante’s,.......It’s Hump Day!........Or, for it’s My first HNW offering since my Triumphant Return to Blogville!.......The topic this week is “Office Supplies”........So, I took a Picture of Myself sitting my desk “The Sinners Club” Head Office and all its Devilish Decorum,.......The very “Devil’s Den”!..........Yeah, I know, It’s a lot of Clutter, it’s True,.......but it best represents the State of My Mind on Most Days,.......A little insight to my Long Winded Diatribes you could say,.......Irregardless, Happy Hump Day, or HNW, or whatever you wish to it,.......Get there and Punch the Day right in the Balls,........And If you should ,.......Well, You know where to Find ,......Right here, where You left !

Sinfully Yours, backpocket
President: The Sinners Club



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“If a Picture is Worth a Thousand Words, How Many Votes is it Worth?”
Posted:May 6, 2019 6:07 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2019 12:58 pm
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“I found your picture today's
I swear I’ll change my ways.”

~ Rock ~ “Picture”

..........Greetings and Salutations Everybody,......On a Spur Of the Moment idea, I entered the current Photo Contest,.......So, If You happen to have a little time on your hands, swing by and take a look,.........Maybe even Vote if you’d like to,........Here’s the picture I entered, so you know what to look for!........

Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
President: The Sinners Club



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“SLIPBACK SATURDAY’S?!?!”
Posted:May 4, 2019 9:37 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2019 6:52 am
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“I went to church, incognito
When everybody rose
The Reverend Smith, he recognized me
And punched me in the nose.”

~ Alice Cooper ~ “No More Mister Nice Guy”

..........Greetings and Salutations to all of You,.......My Dear, Dear, Sinners!........Here it is, the Middle of the Weekend already,.......We stand in it’s very Vortex, even Now as You and I palaver,........I’m still playing “Catch Up”,.......It’s been a Busy Week here in Blogville,........It would seem that the Spring Weather has brought some Slimy Reptiles crawling out from under their respective Rocks,........And while I preach Malice Towards None,........Sometimes, If said Snake turns out to be Threateningly Venomous then it Needs to be Squashed,........And while I’d hate to be the one to do the squishing, I won’t shy away from the Dirty Work either,.........I Never have, and I ain’t starting Now.

..........So Anyway, this was originally my “Throwback Thursday’s” offering,........As we All know however, more pressing matters presented themselves,..........So this week let’s call it “Slipback Saturday’s” or some such Happy Horseshit,........That’s the best that I can come up with at the moment,........I’m not worried much though, because while I’m Far from Perfect, Jesus thinks I’m to Die For,.......Speaking Of,.......Just look at that Picture!.......Yeah, that’s Me!.........In a Church no less!........And the place is still standing!.........As best as I can recall that was circa 2007,.......And truth be told,......They had No Choice but to let Me in as it was my goddaughter’s christening.

..........I do recall that at the time Jawbreaker was riding with an outlaw motorcycle gang called “Satan’s Slaves”..........They Hijacked a beer truck on their way to the church and by the time that all two hundred of them rolled up in formation on their bikes they were all pretty good and Shit Faced,.......I think that may have something to do with the Look on the Preacher’s Face at the time that “Psycho Caesar” The clubs three hundred fifty pound “Sergeant at Arms” snapped this picture for posterity’ sake.

..........I remember when I was a I prayed every night for a New Bike, eventually I figured out that God doesn’t work like that, so I Stole a Bike And then Asked him to Forgive Me,........I do think that God created man First though, most likely because He didn’t want any Advice on how it should be done,.......Then Again, we All know that the Real Reason that Man was Created because Vibrators can’t Mow the Lawn.

..........If you Stop and Think on it some, If God did create Man in his Image, then We Know For Certain that he’s a Fucking Pervert!.......Let’s not forget that God also Impregnated a woman without her consent,.......That’s just a little to “Cosbyish” for Me!.........Oh Calm Down,.......You all know that I’m Kidding,.........I’m Not though,........but I’ve had several Friends find God,.......It’s Usually on the day they Overdose though, but that still counts right?.........Really though, if you become Closer to God when you Die, is that because he doesn’t exist?”

..........I also wonder why When I talk to God it’s Praying, but when God talks to Me, then it’s Time to Up my Meds again?.........Don’t forget, according to The Bible, God killed 2,391,421 People while Satan killed 10. Anyone else Think that Maybe we’re following the Wrong Guy?........Truthfully though, it doesn’t Matter to Me Who, What or How you practice your Faith,......As long as you’re Not harming Others, and You’re respectful of Their beliefs........It’s like I always say,........All are Welcomed here,........Everyone,.......And If you should Ever need Me for Anything,........You know where to find Me,..........I’ll be right Here, where You left Me,.........

Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
President; The Sinners Club

Post Script; I just entered the current photo contest I’m awaiting approval, I was curious as to how I’d do. I’ll let you know when I get the word that you can go vote if you like.




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“IT’S IN MY GENES.”
Posted:May 2, 2019 9:13 pm
Last Updated:Jul 23, 2019 7:06 am
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“I got me the strangest woman
Believe me, this trick’s no cinch
But I really get her going
When I whip out my big ten inch”

“Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays it’s blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues.”

~ Moose Jackson ~ “Big Ten Inch Record” 1952

..........Greetings and Salutations,.......I’d like to take a Moment to Apologize to All of You, My Faithful Flock,......... Bit of Ugliness earlier was Very uncool,..........Bullying Really gets My Hackles !.........I never could Stomach a Bully,.........But a Bully Targets a Friend of Mine and a Tremendous Author too boot!.........Who also happens to be a Woman!.........Oh Man, Alpha Gene starts to go into Overdrive,.......I can Feel the Chivalry Rising In !........I hate to say it, but I start to feel a Hate Crime coming on,.........Like I said, it’s In My Genes,.......I wish it weren’t, but it Is,.........It’s in My Genes,.........I Wish You Were Too!.............

Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
President: The Sinners Club



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“DIO’s MIO! AN OPEN LETTER TO A DIPSHIT pt.1”
Posted:May 2, 2019 12:56 pm
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“DIO’s MIO! AN OPEN LETTER TO A DIPSHIT. pt.2”
Posted:May 2, 2019 12:48 pm
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“SPRING ISN’T THE ONLY THING IN THE AIR.”
Posted:Apr 30, 2019 11:25 am
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“And then the witch doctor
He told me what to do
He told me
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bang bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bang bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bang bang.”

~ The Cartoons ~ “Witchdoctor”

..........Greetings and Salutations to All of You my Dark Angels of Blogville,........Of Course, as Always it’s an Absolute Pleasure to see you’ve All made it back into My lovin’ arms again,........back into the Embrace of “The Sinners Club”..........So now, with the Ugly Nature of the Winter finally behind us once again,..........Spring has Sprang,........Well, at least Here in the Dirty Jersey It has,..........But, as I’ve mentioned before, Spring here in the Asshole of the Northeast lasts from anywhere between thirty hours and days..........After the Heat and Humidity rise like a Year Old’s Dick!

...........Okay,.......Before I digress any further,........My Original Point being here in the so called “Garden State” (Believe it when I say the Irony Of particular moniker isn’t lost on !) during this time of the year, the only thing hangs around through Spring and into Summer is the Tree Pollen. Dusting everything a fine shade of yellow,........On bad days you can see it blowing in the wind,.........So, needless to say, Breathing Shit In all day long plays Pure Bloody Hell on your sinuses,.........Making your nose feel like you did an entire eightball of Badly Cut Cocaine in just minutes.

..........On the way to work, I pull into the Waldogreens Drug Emporium, figuring on picking up some Allergy Medicine to keep me from wiping my nose crimson.........After a few long minutes of wandering up and down isles, I finally find what I’m looking for, the Allergy Medications.........Now I’m standing in the middle of the isle looking down at the many different kinds and brands of allergy pills.........Essentially, the basic image on the packaging for all of them seems to be the same,........The names however are All different, the only thing they seem to share is they’ve All been named in some Archaic language doesn’t use Vowels,........Maybe it’s Swahili or Pago-Pago perhaps.

..........Finally deciding on One, picking it up I turn it over to read the back of the box for any potential allergic ingredients, only to discover the So Called side effects are Far Worse than the Actual Problem it’s supposed to cure! And wasn’t just One, I stood there and read the symptoms and side effects on each box at 5:30 on a Tuesday morning. Slightly Amazed, Slightly Stupefied and Slightly Stoned..........I’m a wake and baker, what can I say?

..........Eventually I notice I’m being observed from a distance. Farther down the isle there’s a Pimply Faced Teenaged Stock busily straightening things are already straight, while Stealing Frequent Glances in My direction.........Finally he begins walking up the isle towards the stock room.........He passes as I’m standing there holding a bunch of boxes trying to decide on the lesser of the potentially evil side effects of each, and which one to .

..........I fail to notice Farmer Ted standing there until he opens his pie hole while looking me up and down.
“You can only purchase One Single box of Allergy Medicine every twenty days.” He remarks in a slightly condescending ton of voice.
Surprised I turn and ask the Greasy Zit Strewn Little Smart Assed Punk Fuck,
“And why is ?” I say, already knowing the answer.
Rolling his eyes like only teenagers can, he informs me of something I should apparently already know in the manner you would a Small .
“It’s because enough of the active ingredient when rendered a temperature into its purest form is the Main Ingredient in Crystal Methedrine.”
“Oh, Okay, I see what you’re Saying now.” My eyes going dark as I stare down at him with a of distaste on my . “Basically you’re insinuating I like some kind of Scumbag Motherfucking Piece of Shit Crystal Methedrine Cook?........Is what You meant?!?!........Do I at least have much Correct?!?!”
“Well, Sir,........It’s just ,........”
“It’s just What!” I shout.
“I’m sorry Sir,........I didn’t mean anything by it!”
“Yeah ya did.” I tell him. “Basically you just called Me a No Good, Poison , Junkie Fucking Drug Dealer!” I exclaimed.
“Sir, Sir, Please!” He begins to beg. “’s not what I meant at All!”
“The Fuck Ya Didn’t!” I state. “If ’s Not what ya meant, then Explain to me Exactly what it was you Did mean.”
“Ahhhhhhhhh, Sir, Please forgive my Ignorance!” He pleads, voice beginning to quiver a bit.
“C’mon Now!” I bark at him. “You’re a Big , you Know what you Said!”
“Sir Please, I didn’t mean,.......”
“You’re Just Lucky we’re Inside, ‘cause it’s too early for me to drag your ass into the parking lot and stomp your guts !”
“I Swear Sir!” He tells Eyes beginning to well up with tears.
I stand there, grimacing as I stare down the , his shoulders slumped, his head down.
A small sob issues forth from his throat.
“And I’m gonna tell ya another important thing you should always keep in mind when dealing with the general public, if is what you plan on doing.”
He stands there studying his sneakers.
“Hey!” I say clapping my hands together to get his attention once again. “Ya listening to what I’m layin’ down here?”
“Yes Sir.” He responds after collecting himself for a moment or two.
“Okay, as I was saying.” I tell the . “When dealing with people for a living, you can’t take things personally, you have to come to the realization Some People will Fuck with You simply because They Can.”
He still stands there looking bewildered.
“And I’m one of those Motherfuckers !” I tell him with a laugh. “And Sweet Lucifer’s Halo I got You but Good !”
I watch the look of relief spread across the as he stands there Slack Jawed.
I cant help but laugh more this.
I reach into my pocket and press a folded five spot into the palm.
“Uhhhhh,.........Thanks.” The mutters, clearly confused, before fleeing to the relative safety of the stock room.
’s when I figured it’d be a good time to depart, so grabbing a random box of allergy pills I promptly and leave before the Emotionally Unstable stock I put the screws to for being a Prick calls the local Police Department about a raving lunatic ranting and raving because he can’t get all the ingredients he needs to cook up a gargantuan batch of Methamphetamine.

..........Once I’m safely tucked away in the confines of my truck, I crack a Monster energy drink and begin to struggle with the “ Proof” packaging I noticed this medications particular list of Potential Side Affects,..........Which read as such,...........

..........When taking this medication the following my occur; Dizziness, Drowsiness, Lethargy, Fatigue, Loss of consciousness, Itching, Scratching, Problems operating cars and machinery, Blurry Vision, Double vision, Headaches, Bloody nose, Loss of hearing, Blurry vision, Skin rashes, Extreme acne, boils, Swollen feet, Swollen hands, Swollen moon shaped , Kidney stones, Genital Warts, Loss of sexual interest, Erectile disfunction, Difficultly Breathing, Difficulty swallowing, Sweating, Cold And Clammy skin, Increased heart , Abnormally slow heart , Loss of feeling in extremities, Depression, Anxiety, Memory Loss, Upset stomach, Abdominal pain, Vomiting, Muscle aches, Muscle cramps, Muscle spasms, Constipation, Diarrhea, Anal leakage, Irritated asshole, Impure thoughts, Loss of inhibitions, Uncontrollable Animalistic Sexual Behavior, Suicidal Ideations, Suicidal thoughts, Suicide, Extensive internal bleeding, Extensive external bleeding, Violent episodes, Liver failure, Kidney failure, Heart failure, Coma, and quite possibly Death.

..........Needless to say, I made a second stop at the 7/ and picked up Three Boxes of Tissues,.........Reasoning a red irritated runny nose and watery eyes were Far Better than the potential litany of Health Hazards come with taking a pair Allergy Pills!..........I do Street Drugs don’t have Many risks!.......Irregardless I included a Picture of the brand of Allergy Medication I ended up buying.

..........Ahhhhhh Well,.........Another barely coherent ramble Complete,.........And So,........My Angels,........My Devils,.......If you should happen to need a little Solace from the Chaos of the Work Week,........Drop on back and tell Good Old backpocket what’s bothering You,.........I can at least promise a Smile, so don’t Hesitate,..........You know where I’ll be,..........Right here where you left Me,...........

Sinfully Yours, backpocket
President: The Sinners Club



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“SUNDAY, SUNDAY”
Posted:Apr 28, 2019 6:31 am
Last Updated:May 2, 2019 12:38 pm
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“Lazy Sunday afternoon
I’ve got no mind to worry
I close my eyes and drift away-a.”

~ The Small Faces ~ “Lazy Sunday”

............Greetings and Salutations!.........While I sit here enjoying my coffee,........I wish to extend a “Happy Sunday” to All of You,........My Faithful Flock!.........This morning I’ve been deleting some of the older photos from my profile,..........After all, a bunch of them are Six Years Old at least,.........So, anywho,.........I stumbled across one I actually kind of liked,.......So before I deleted it, I saved it to my photos on my IPhone so I can share it with all of you, Incase you’ve never seen it,.........I must admit it is sort of appropriate since I’m laying here in bed naked writing this post,........So my Deviously Depraved Dark Angels,........I hope you enjoy the Picture,........And then go out and Enjoy your Sunday Afternoon, because although I hate to be the bearer of Bad News,.........Tomorrow is in fact Monday!.......So prepare accordingly!.........

Sinfully Yours, backpocket
President: The Sinners Club

Post Script; I added a “Private” Album containing Picture everyone seems to want to see. The album is for “Friends Only” So If you’re Not a part of list send your requests, I’m sure you’ll be Underwhelmed!



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